Mariners activate P Kelley off DL
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07/03/2009 -
Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Seattle Mariners activated rookie reliever
Shawn Kelley from the 15-day disabled list on Friday.
Kelley has been sidelined since May 6 with a strained oblique muscle in his
left side. The right-hander suffered the injury a day earlier in a loss to
the Rangers where he actually collapsed to the ground from the pain after
throwing a pitch.
The 25-year-old is 1-1 with a 1.54 earned run average in 10 appearances for
Seattle this season.
In a corresponding move, the Mariners optioned infielder Mike Carp to
Triple-A Tacoma. Carp was 3-for-8 (.375) in five games since getting the call
from Tacoma on June 17.
<< Canucks ink former Red Wing Samuelsson to three-year deal
Vancouver, BC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Vancouver Canucks signed free agent
right wing Mikael Samuelsson to a three-year contract on Friday. Per club
policy, financial terms of the pact were not disclosed.
The 32-year-old Swiss had
<< Echenique in front in France
Paris, France (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Rafa Echenique was in the news last week for
his amazing double-eagle on the 72nd hole of the BMW International Open that
almost snatched him the trophy.
On Friday, he made the news for a different reason.
<< NL West: Dodgers welcome back Manny with road trip
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - There's some sort of buzz going on right now in Los
Angeles. Is Eric Karros making a return to the Dodgers? Did Juan Pierre
embarrass himself by rapping in public again?
Oh wait, Manny Ramirez is returning f
<< Sol's Abily claims WPS Player of Month
San Francisco, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Los Angeles Sol midfielder Camille Abily
was selected as the WPS Player of the Month for June.
The 24-year-old French international from Rennes had five goals in the month
of June, helping the Sol to
<< Blue Jays bring up Dellucci, designate Adams for assignment
Bronx, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Toronto Blue Jays purchased the contract of
outfielder David Dellucci from Triple-A Las Vegas and designated infielder
Russ Adams for assignment on Friday.
The 35-year-old Dellucci signed a minor lea
Rapids aim to continue Independence Day dominance >>
Commerce City, CO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Chicago Fire returns to Major League
Soccer action for the first time in three weeks on Saturday when the club
travels to Dick's Sporting Goods Park to meet the Colorado Rapids.
Chicago has been
Pavlyuchenko unsure over Spurs future >>
London, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Tottenham striker Roman Pavlyuchenko is
seeking talks over his future when he returns for the start of preseason
training.
Pavlyuchenko scored 14 goals in 32 games in his first season in the Pr
Wenger: Adebayor going nowhere >>
London, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Arsene Wenger is confident that Emmanuel
Adebayor will start the new season as part of his Arsenal squad.
The Togo striker has been mentioned as a possible transfer target for AC Milan
for the second ye
Bremen hopeful of Pizarro stay >>
Bremen, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Werder Bremen have confirmed their interest
in re-signing Claudio Pizarro on a permanent basis.
The Peruvian striker spent last season on loan at the Weserstadion from
Chelsea and scored 26 goals in
All expected Haskell favorites at Monmouth >>
Oceanport, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Two days after Arkansas Derby winner Papa
Clem arrived at Monmouth Park for next month's Haskell Invitational. Belmont
Stakes champ Summer Bird settled into his stall at the Jersey shore track.
With th
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